Maokai 

A math genius. An extremely talented poker champion.

A Math Olympics winner kissed her trophy for the longest moment and then cried: "Maokai, I'm finally here for you!"

Maokai by flying pig vvvv February 22, 2017

Maokai 

a big fucking tree in League of Legends.

Maokai says, "I'm a tree."

Maokai by nickween January 21, 2015

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe 

a unfresh headass

person 1:"look at that unfresh headass"

person 2:"that must be a benjamin makaio ho tsing howe

Benjamin makaio ho tsing howe by don congdon February 20, 2019

madokaism

One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.

Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.

madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

makaia 

that one person who u love and care for, but can be a bad b*tch if she wants to. she's funny kind and hilarious and u need a makaia in ur life.

man i really need a makaia in my life

makaia by Hey its a random dude April 23, 2018

Makaio 

Makaio means gift of God in the Hawaiian language and only truly blessed souls are bestowed with this name. Makaio is naturally very handsome, intellectual and caring person who has a true heart. He is someone who teaches you how to love and respect love, to nurture it and give it full attention. the care he gives others is unconditional and surpasses any other type of care you will ever receive in the universe. upon seeing him, you will be instantly attracted to his kindly gaze. he is one who will be there by you through thick or thin and would keep an eye on you to make sure you are never falling. he's creative, gentle, genuine and strong. His physical attractiveness is magnificent and his heart even more purer than the waters of the seas. He is passionate, loyal, comforting and will always have a special spot in your heart once you meet. An inspiring person who inspires you to be a better person each day.

makaio is the greatest man to set foot on earth and he is loved by all.

Makaio by willowtreewhispers July 9, 2010

Makailah

Makailah is the most amazing, annoying,and silly person you will ever meet. While having the qualities of beauty and laughter she is a fun person to be around. She makes parties lit, and fun she brings light to rainy days. She’s nice, and cute boys might swoon but she’s a smartie. And knows what she wants. So don’t underestimate her. Because she’ll come back guns blazin.

Makailah is my favorite person.
Makailah is hot af.
Makailah has like everything

Makailah by Anonymous Squid June 15, 2018