mannow

Used to describe a man who needs to grow up

Grow up and be a mannow for your kid's sake.

by Furlong2point0 October 30, 2017

Mannoism

Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.

How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”

Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.

Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!

by Edju August 7, 2019

you're the man now dog

A general statement of praise intended for a male. Popularized by the film "Finding Forrester" in which Sean Connery triumphantly and uncharacteristically exclaims that his pupil is now 'the man'. Subsequently immortalized on the website www.yourethemannowdog.com. One of the most bizarre 'tributes' on the internet.

You have achieved some degree of success. You're the man now, dog!

by Cal February 21, 2004

You're the man now, dog!

Movie line turned internet fad.

See You're the man now dog

by Bunny of Doom July 19, 2004

Mancow's Law

Pedophiles and sexual predators may be subjected to the Death Penalty upon prosecution.

On his 3rd offense for raping a child under the age of 12, the pedophile fell victim to Mancow's Law and was sentenced to death by lethal injection.

by ActionPaintball September 7, 2006

manbow

A manbow is a very muscular or manly male who has incredibly big and/or girly eyes, to the point that he just ends up looking silly.

"You know, I thought that bodyguard over there was totally hot until he took off his sunglasses. Total manbow."

by Grabbie May 17, 2007

S.S. Minnow Johnson

1) Carter's made-up name for a boat while pretending to be its captain and trying to get with the real captain's girlfriend in rush hour 2.

2) Variation on the boat from Gilligan's island the S.S. minnow
3) Guy with a huge penis

Hot woman: Oh this is your boat? What's its name?
Carter: Its name? ... oh yeaa, its the S.S. Minnow Johnson baby.

Woman: that's funny it says Red Dragon on the side.

by mogie13789 May 1, 2011