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A man with a prince albert and thus a deformed penis

Dude did you hear Freddie got a prince albert?

Yeah man, his new name is Mangled Dangle.

mangled dangle by Tar Heel October 24, 2008

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mangle dangle

The process of slightly severing the penis from one too many "dick in a box" performances.

Did you hear about Justin Timberlake? He was hospitalized because of a severe mangle dangle.

mangle dangle by FreakStorm January 9, 2014

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mangle your dangle

To beat your meat.
To pull your pork
Jerk off
masturbate

Tommy:You going to stay up and get drunk with us?

Freddie:No, I got to go home, I have work in the morning.

Tommy:Bullshit, you dont have a job, you're going to go mangle your dangle faggot!

mangle your dangle by funkytownprez November 6, 2009

mangledangle

mangledangle means when you want to mess around by slapping your friends face.

i just mangledangled my friend

mangledangle by ccrusty tonaill March 12, 2022

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Throat Sweats

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.

Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.

Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024

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aired

Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.

Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!

aired by Pietro February 9, 2005

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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