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MTG MAGA’s MVP 

MTG MAGA’s MVP means Marjorie Taylor Green Make America Great Again’s Most Valuable Player.

This is the battle cry oft repeated in the most cringe MAGA presentation since the last one five minutes ago. This political ad features MTG who was ejected from the ironically named Freedom Caucus on July 6th 2023.

Apparently her clap back was to make a video that featured a “1990’s poor man’s music video aesthetic style worthy of a Casio stock beat”.

And boy, does she mug for the camera — real/fake B-girl style.

Norman Vincent Peale, and Napoleon Hill aver that if you say a thing often enough in your self-talk that you will come to believe it; AND, IT WILL COME TO PASS. Perhaps this is the purpose of the music video — her own personalized version of “EVERY DAY IN EVERY WAY I’M BECOMING BETTER AND BETTER AND BETTER BY GOD’S GRACE.

MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP.

Yeah…that will work.
Using the principles of intention, affirmation, and self-talk, Marjorie Taylor Green repeats to herself : MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP; MTG MAGA’s MVP, while standing naked in front of a mirror and doing Cross Fit exercises.

manoa's bitch 

A Kyle, man with no back bone or moral compass. Becomes a scared little bitch in confrontation instead of being a man. Overall just looks like a pussy. Can probably find him stabbing you in the back at your local dorms.
Hey look isn't that Manoa's Bitch walking over there with a limp?

Keep your mango's fresh  

Said at the end of a conversation as a parting statement. Meant to imply that the other person should "take care" or to "keep it real"
Dude 1: anyway i have to go. I'll talk to you later.
Dude 2: alright dude
Dude 1: see you later, take care
Dude 2: Keep your mango's fresh

manga_schmanga 

One of the coolest peeps out there and they draw real good 😳
Me: My fave TikToker is manga_schmanga
Dave: I like Charlie

Me: Nigga what?
manga_schmanga by Seffau February 21, 2021

manga_schmanga 

Better than all the Lana stans and draws better than my mom can cook cornbread and has good content on TikTok
Nez: I love manga_schmanga
Random: Eh I like Charlie

Nez: What nigga?
manga_schmanga by Seffau February 21, 2021

Mango(s) 

Brodie: Check the bank, dawg i got mango(s) for days
Kev: ahaha stop the cap
Mango(s) by ____1kev____ June 6, 2021