man spank

noun or verb. a spank on the ass that is administered and recieved by the male gender not as a form of punishment or flirtation but instead to show appreciation for a recently performed task.

1. Did you see Kobe "man spank" Lamar after that thunderous dunk?
2. If my boss continues to "man spank" me every time I hand in my report on time I'm going to start thinking he is gay.

by Big Francisco December 31, 2009

Man Talk (Spank)

The words uttered before spanking a woman's arse in order to make the action seem more respectable. This is a reference to the film "Goldfinger".

MAN TALK (Spank)

by Mr Chunder-Monkey June 8, 2010

spank monkey man

a term used by a wife for her husband because he doesn't get enough sex and has to wank a lot instead.

your such a spank monkey man you fat bastard.

by thistlemuncher May 14, 2011

Shank Man

A man known to hang around East London. He wears a trench coat full of shanks and cocaine, has a bad case of bubonic plague and is absolutely shit at foreign languages. The Shank Man is a pyromaniac and is laugh is the first thing you hear in an insane asylum. He knows nothing of technology, and somehow has a tracker on the Lemon Cult at all times. He is part of the Grapefruit Gang, and therefore a demon. Other members of this gang are the Axe Woman and the Saw Man, but the Shank Man is most predominant here on Earth. If you see him, you gotta go fast.

Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): I just saw the Shank Man!
Rosa (Lemon Cult Co-Founder and Treasurer): Really my dude?
Albert (Lemon Cult Leader): Yeah. Luckily he didn't notice me because he was trying to figure out what a computer was. I Naruto ran away from him.

by LemonyDude June 7, 2020

shank man

A fictional being found in the woods surrounding Newquay Holiday Park. He wears a bloody shirt and wears joggers 3 sizes too big. Also goes by the nickname if Shanky

Oh no! Ive just seen SHANK MAN in the woods!

by TheGuy736291 November 1, 2018

manspank

verb: to manspank somebody is to spank a mans ass in such a way that it goes red raw.

"yo i seen this movie wher this blaide b manspankin this other blaide. he was red as a jamrag"

by griffdawg October 8, 2004