When a man jumps on the bed during a
blowjob, catches the semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "
daddy I don't feel so
good" you then cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the mood last night so me and my
wife had "iron man sex"
man ll: Oh
yeah I heard about that, my wife can't see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a
kid yet?!?!