When a man jumps on the bed during a
blowjob, catches the
semen and tries to use them as a blaster, thus blinding the significant other whilst the sig other fades away saying "daddy I don't feel so good" you then
cum in her other eye as if nothing is happening.
man l: I was in the
mood last night so me and my wife had "
iron man sex"
man ll: Oh yeah I heard about that, my wife can't
see out of her left eye anymore
man lll: I should try that!!!
Pedophile: yeah but have you tried it with a kid yet?!?!