Man Pearl

The collection of stuff that has landed in a large guys belly-button, has become compressed and taken on a new form.

I was diggin' in my belly-button and pulled out a man pearl.

by Wes "White Chocolate" Nessman September 17, 2018

man pearl

A male's kidney stone.

That man pearl is huge! You should have it set in a ring.

by kadafi May 7, 2015

Pear-man-snail

One who spends their time promoting nightlife activities for days at a time in their habitat of a shell such as a front porch. They are extremely lethargic and leave their snail slime or messes behind in a trail, such as cigarette butts and expired food wrappers. They tend to take the shape of a ore-adolescent male body with a lazy eye and often slur their speech. The DNA make-up of this creature causes them to take upon a pear-shaped body. If one comes across this hybrid species in public, steer clear of their belligerent demeanor and excessive conversations.

Bob: who's that weird shaped lazy guy that is known all over Facebook and in the nightlife community?
Cindy: oh that's pear-man-snail!

by AlwaysTheTruth December 6, 2012