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man pad

Wad of toilet paper or tissues tucked into the crack of your ass in order to reduce the incidence of chafing, of "chapped qwak".
Dude, I've got to go to the head for a second. Feels like my man pad needs changing.
by Rug Warriors December 16, 2009
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junior man pad

The apartment of a heterosexual bachelor that is extra-ordinarily well decorated, enough so that his sexuality is questioned.
Nice junior man pad - i ain't seen a guys place deco'd out like this before -you sure you're not gay?
by Jbt003 November 6, 2007
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man padding

When a man strategically sits between his friend and another guy or girl in the group that is found to be annoying, thus acting as social padding for his friend.
"Man, I can't stand John's girlfriend. Can I get some man padding from you so I don't have to sit next to the bitch?"
by clarendonnights April 8, 2009
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padlock man

A man who has no intentions on getting married to you after years of dating and empty promises. And has refused to allow you find true love.

Introduces you to family and friends and allow them call you 'our wife ' not because he has plans on marrying you, but because that's what you want to hear.
1.Jude is a padlock man, I really pity for Diana

2. These days, ladies prefer a Yoruba demon to a padlock man
by Gbese!!!! April 20, 2018
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manpads

Man Portable Air Defence Systems are surface-to-air missiles which are guided to shoot down enemy aircraft from the ground
We are going to send some MANPADS to (country)
by andreihardbassnik May 23, 2022
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