man moist 

Occurs when a man gets excited at the prospect of something gratifying, usually gay man love; the rectum begins to seep strange boy-fluids in anticipation.

"Ooooh, big daddy, stooooop it, you're making me man moist."

man moist by Jesse Martin February 10, 2005

The Moist Man 

a small but very useful man who lives in a woman's vaginal walls. When the woman begins to feel excited by a sexy male's prescence the moist man makes the area nice and wet for the incoming penis.

"my god Chris is a hunk, I can feel the moist man getting me wet already."

The Moist Man by Penguinlovesit October 13, 2007

mister man 

A name that you use , referring to a Male, when trying to have authority or be flirtatious.

"Hey Mister Man where do you think you're going?"

mister man by Mayam November 16, 2006

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man 

The most important man. He will sell you avocados.

Oh my, Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man has given me an avocado with drugs.

Professor Doctor Mister Avocado Man by Senior Avacado May 3, 2019

manmoist 

The act of a man being aroused to the point where he secretes copious amounts of precum without developing a hard-on.

1. Dude! That chick is so hot! She makes me manmoist just thinking about banging her!

manmoist by OogaBooga October 27, 2008