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pro-family

1) A idea in life that home is where the heart is, and gays should not be allowed to have either.

2) A less obvious way of announcing you are a bigot. Most likely white, upper-class, and christian.
1) I'm pro-family, and gays should not be allowed to marry.

2) I'm not a bigot, I'm pro-family! Come see my white snobbish children. Hurry! Church is about to start.
by OogaBooga May 28, 2004
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VajVaj

1) Slang for vagina, on the IGN forums.

2) A vagina.

3) A word used to mean vagina, when someone is to scared to say vagina.
1) "I have a question, what does a... Ahh, vajvaj, taste like? I'm a virgin and haven't been down on a girl yet."

2) That vajvaj smells like rotting tuna.

3) "Mom, what's a vajvaj feel like?"
by OogaBooga March 4, 2004
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christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga December 26, 2008
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i dunno

1) Means "I don't know". Contrary to popular belief, does not mean "Keep asking me the same question and maybe an answer will pop up."
1) Her "What turns you on about bondage?"
Me "I dunno"
Her "Is it being tied down or having no control or having to place your trust in someone?"
Me "I don't know you stupid bitch! Stop asking the damn question!"
by OogaBooga October 26, 2004
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christianity

The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
by OogaBooga May 16, 2007
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Kalagianed

Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.

This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
Q: Why does he look like someone killed his puppy?

A: Oh he got Kalagianed again.
by Oogabooga October 12, 2018
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manmoist

The act of a man being aroused to the point where he secretes copious amounts of precum without developing a hard-on.
1. Dude! That chick is so hot! She makes me manmoist just thinking about banging her!
by OogaBooga October 27, 2008
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