Definitions by OogaBooga
Kalagianed
Getting hosed with a wild shitstorm of fraud, identity theft, warrants and a side of medical clearance 30 minutes before you go home.
This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
This usually occurs after your supervisor makes a traffic stop and can't look the other way.
Kalagianed by Oogabooga October 12, 2018
christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
christianity by OogaBooga December 26, 2008
formy
An award given to a member of a forum or message board who makes a post that is either outright stupid or clever and insightful. Normally nominated in jest to make the target a subject of ridicule, can also be an honor if given by the admins.
The term is taken from a contraction and mutilation of forum and grammy.
The term is taken from a contraction and mutilation of forum and grammy.
1.) Dude! You just got nominated for a WORST POST EVER formy!
2.) I'd like to thank the internets for this formy, and my dad, who without his drunken guidance I never would have learned how to scream in all caps for no reason.
2.) I'd like to thank the internets for this formy, and my dad, who without his drunken guidance I never would have learned how to scream in all caps for no reason.
manmoist
The act of a man being aroused to the point where he secretes copious amounts of precum without developing a hard-on.
christianity
The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Yeah, christianity makes sense.
christianity by OogaBooga May 16, 2007
The Anti-Clan
1) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because they are ridiculous and don't know what they are doing.
2) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because clan members never go onto any server by themselves, for doing so would show their lack of skill.
2) A squad of superb gamers that hate clannies because clan members never go onto any server by themselves, for doing so would show their lack of skill.
1) What is that clannie doing? The battle is on the ground not in the sky!
2) Look at those clannies stacking the teams, why don't you people fight one on one you losers!
2) Look at those clannies stacking the teams, why don't you people fight one on one you losers!
The Anti-Clan by OogaBooga June 11, 2006
ADHDH
Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder Happiness
ADHD Happiness occurs when someone has ADHD and has a large release of dopamine.
ADHD Happiness occurs when someone has ADHD and has a large release of dopamine.
He is very happy. Must not have taken his ADHD medication today, resulting in a lack of crankiness and a rise in ADHDH symptoms.