A man bear gummy is a unique type of human/bear/thingy. He is like a human sandwich except he tastes very sweet. These types human are very rare in nature to this day. So if you ever meet a man bear gummy in the forest/your room/bathroom do not hesitate he is very tasty.
Bob: DUDE....
Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!
Alien: What now bob?
Bob: i just saw a.....MAN BEAR GUMMY....
Alien: OMFG REALLY!?!?!?
Bob: yes i just said i saw it in your room under your bed...
Alien: NOOOOOOOO not the sacred bed
(Alien runs over to bed)
(Alien smells around)
Alien: DID YOU JUST TAKE A DUMP!?!?
Bob: RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MAN BEAR GUMMY FART!!
by the gummy man April 12, 2010
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