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noun. (mam.tebb), eternal bliss e.g. nirvana

Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies
boy: wow, whats the coolest thing in the world??

girl: mamteb, duh!
mamteb by Evan Schwantner October 1, 2007
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noun (Maam-TEB) eternal bliss e.g. nirvana

the coolest thing ever...

Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies
boy:hey, i was trying to find eternal bliss... can you help me out?

Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...

boy: gee, thanks!
mamteb by Tara Klettke October 24, 2007
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MAMTEB GENTLEMEN 

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.
Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."
MAMTEB GENTLEMEN by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007
matebah (pronounced weeb) the texan, mod-hungry white washed paki who hates being in everyones stream but stays for the attention of her lover adil who has eyes for literally ANYONE else. the fucking midget sucks the nipples off of adil, and harasses anyone else who speaks with him.
boy 1: hey twitch chat how you doing
girl 1: hey wheres adil i want him
boy 1 :quit being such a matebah GOSH!
matebah by 6ROWNIE August 21, 2022

MametBull 

A small, but successful company whose objective is to manufacture energy drinks with the desire and intention of kindling a healthy lifestyle. With their patented technology, MametBull offers a much more personal experience to clients. Their cans are custom made for each person, designed by a group of experts to help achieve your desired taste.
Imagine Redbull, but with flavors that include Dolma, KooKoo (Weed Cake), Blue-Raspberry, Xorovats, Tide Pod, In n Out, Cup Noodles, and much much more!
Vivian: Yo have you tried MametBull yet?
Alex: No, but I heard that shit DANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nicole: IS ANYONE GOING TO AYF SUMMER CAMP
Andre: oDd fLeX buT oKaY
MametBull by jigyartutem February 26, 2019

MAMTEBed 

When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.
Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"

Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"

Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."
MAMTEBed by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007

matebello 

A bad bitch, can be rude and annoying but a bad bitch nonetheless.
Omg she's a bad bitch, oh like Matebello
matebello by Megamind103 November 21, 2021
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