mamteb

noun. (mam.tebb), eternal bliss e.g. nirvana

Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies

boy: wow, whats the coolest thing in the world??

girl: mamteb, duh!

by Evan Schwantner October 01, 2007

mamteb

noun (Maam-TEB) eternal bliss e.g. nirvana

the coolest thing ever...

Mothers Against Mathematicians That Eat Babies

boy:hey, i was trying to find eternal bliss... can you help me out?

Jesus: yes, boy... i would suggest mamteb...

boy: gee, thanks!

by Tara Klettke October 24, 2007

MAMTEB GENTLEMEN

A member or members of the group MAMTEB, who most generally have the following traits: wearing top hats and/or bow ties, being part marmat, and being extremely well-hung.

Mrs. Percy: "Oh, dear. I haven't had my clitoris stimulated or my hedges pruned in the shapes of funny little forest creatures lately. What shall I do?"

Brad Pitt: "Call a Mamteb Gentleman. They are all hotter than I am."

Mrs. Percy. "Okay. You're right. Mamteb Gentlemen always satisfy every desire."

by Steven Gardner October 24, 2007

MAMTEBed

When you are watching the TV show Touched By An Angel in syndication and getting your knob polished by a foxy snow bunny.

Lataytay: "Hey, Jermaine. What did you do last night?"

Jermaine: "Bitch, My ho came over and I got MAMTEBed!"
I jizzed all over her forehead!"

Lataytay: "DAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYUUUUUUUUHHHHHMMMM..."

by Steven Gardner October 23, 2007