Garegin is you're average parskahye. He has a weird mustache, is most likely Andy's horexpor txen, and usually has a weird obsession with ASMR. But... not you're typical ASMR. Garegins enjoy having a female whisper 'ghormeh sabzi' , 'doxhtar bazi', and 'salammm' into his ear. A Garegins favorite song is 'Daram Miram Be Tehran', and Garegin usually goes for girls who are way out of his league. However he has a very masculine build, and wins the heart of every girl.... usually until they see his face.
'Look at that hot bod over there' 'I want to be his girl'
*Garegin lifts his head up and glances in their direction*
Girls: 'OMG RUN'
*Garegin lifts his head up and glances in their direction*
Girls: 'OMG RUN'
by jigyartutem February 26, 2019
A small, but successful company whose objective is to manufacture energy drinks with the desire and intention of kindling a healthy lifestyle. With their patented technology, MametBull offers a much more personal experience to clients. Their cans are custom made for each person, designed by a group of experts to help achieve your desired taste.
Imagine Redbull, but with flavors that include Dolma, KooKoo (Weed Cake), Blue-Raspberry, Xorovats, Tide Pod, In n Out, Cup Noodles, and much much more!
Imagine Redbull, but with flavors that include Dolma, KooKoo (Weed Cake), Blue-Raspberry, Xorovats, Tide Pod, In n Out, Cup Noodles, and much much more!
Vivian: Yo have you tried MametBull yet?
Alex: No, but I heard that shit DANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nicole: IS ANYONE GOING TO AYF SUMMER CAMP
Andre: oDd fLeX buT oKaY
Alex: No, but I heard that shit DANKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
Nicole: IS ANYONE GOING TO AYF SUMMER CAMP
Andre: oDd fLeX buT oKaY
by jigyartutem February 26, 2019