Mateb 

Exclamation of an exciting confirmation

Dude, did you finish the whole blunt alone?! You're not gonna make the show...

"MATEB!"

Mateb by tittebie October 14, 2022

Matback 

in other words mattress back describes a fat person you can use it for all people like if they are skinny you would say you single matback and if they are fat you call them a double matback

Girrrrrrrrup big matback

Matback by misterrrjosh November 3, 2019

Room-mate-from-hell 

1)Someone who:
Has a mortal fear of showers.
Cuts his filthy, puke-inducing toenails right in front of you.
Hawks up phlegm, and then chews it and swallows, around fifty times an day.
Farts around 50 times an hour, and laughs every fucking time, like a fucking moron.
Doesn't even own a fucking toothbrush.
Tells you when he's just masturbated, and describes it in intricate detail.

2)Proof that no god exists.

Paul:Man, I saw your room-mate yesterday. I swear to God I could smell him from 50 yards. How THE FUCK can you live with him?
John: I don't know, I just don't know. I can't go on like this, John! I just can't!
* Starts crying on Paul's shoulder*
Paul: * pats John on the back*
There, there. There there.

Room-mate-from-hell by johnny_no_name April 25, 2005

Matea 

Matea is a super smart girl who knows what she wants. She is sometimes insecure about her looks, but only when intiminated. She is super sweet and will make you laugh whether she tries to or not. she will get married to her guy bestfriend whether she knows it or not. She puts up wall around her to avoid being hurt but takes it down only when she feels close to you. In need of advice? Ask a Matea. Need someone to cheer you up? Go to a Matea. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Need someone to go skydiving with? Matea will be up for it. All the girls are secretly jealous over her because she is so darn pretty. Just don't get on her bad side, she isn't afraid to cuss you out and speak her mind. her stubbornness can sometimes get the best of her but she really is the sweetest. If you are ever lucky enough to find your way into a Matea' s heart I promise you, you will stay there forever. NEVER. EVER let her go. You will never know how much she really means to you until you lose her.

Guy: Oml she is gorgeous
Friend: Has to be a Matea. No cap
Girl: She isn't that good looking

Matea by Jillpillberry099 May 19, 2020

mate suck 

Sucking or French kissing a mates cock. Often done after drinking 2 ciders followed by 15 pints and half a bottle of red wine.

Hey Lads come over here and give me a quick mate suck !

mate suck by Wolfpacknz March 14, 2019

cheers mate 

Basically "thanks, buddy".

Person 1 *Gives present*
Person 2: Cheers mate!

cheers mate by Omfgthatsstupid September 18, 2016

Oi mate 

Oi mate is usually used to refer to a friend, comrade, or anyone basically. Its mostly used in England and Australia.

Oi mate, could you pass me some tea?

Oi mate by BRITAIN_STRONG November 6, 2020