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Malfettone 

To mistaken call a girl the wrong name during the love making process or forgetting her name completely. Also applies to the courtship process.
This chick was totally into me, but I Malfettoned and she wouldn't go home with me.

We were going all the way last night but I pulled a Malfettone and she left.
Malfettone by ASU SDevils December 4, 2007
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malfettied

When a pregnant women is mugged; robbing and stealing from a pregnant lady
Stacy was walking the track at the park when she was malfettied, leaving her in a state of shock.
malfettied by Jim Hardseld August 31, 2021
member of the satanic sect of burkina faso.
Look thats a Malfet! Run for your life!
Malfet by Royal Catalan Academy November 23, 2021

Real Malfets 

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

Real Malfets 

Satanic sect located in Burkina Faso. They are characterized by dark humor and their star position, which they recreate wherever they go.
They feed by hunting small specimens of pikens and ñolis.
When you see a group of people forming a star position the best you can do is run, maybe it is the last thing you see.
Look! Real Malfets position! Run!

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026