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Maleiah
An amazingly beautiful person with a great sense of humor. One of the best people in anyone’s life and has never made anyone feel anything but love. Not to mention she’s fine as hell and has some of the most gorgeous hair. It should be an honor to meet a maleiah because she is honestly one of the greatest people you’ll ever get the pleasure of having in your life. Her favorite show is usually the office of course
Maleiah by DunderMifflinco January 3, 2020
Maleah
Maleah is the most beautiful kind sweet positive person you know she is always there for you when you need her she has a good heart and the most beautiful eyes and smile and her laugh is everything a lot of guys fine her attractive she is a goddess everyone wants to be her she has the most perfect body if you have a friend name maleah you should be very grateful maleahs are hard to find in this world because thats not a common name
National simp for Maleah day
May 12 is national simp for Maleah day. Any girl named Maleah gets simped on for the whole day. All the boys either give her gifts or attempt to kiss her because her day is so special
Jacob: yo dude what day is it?
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
Ethan: yo don’t you know? It’s may 12th?Did you forget it’s national simp for Maleah day?
Jacob: ohhh shoot dude. I didn’t even get a gift so simp for Maleah frick
National simp for Maleah day by KSPJOF1117 November 28, 2020
Maleah
Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life
Maleah is the girl of your dreams, beautiful hair, smile, and is just perfect in every way, she has all the qualities you would look for in a woman. She is sweet and cute and has the cutest giggle. Maleah is the best girl you will ever know in your entire life so don’t let her out of your life
Maleah by Hehejeiakkaks May 6, 2019
maleyah
maleyah is the funniest person you’ll ever meet. she gets mad over nothing, though. she’s super pretty, dramatic, extra, mEAN, nIcE (sometimes), and just an amazing human being. do NOT mess with her friends or especially family, bc she will not hesitate to fight back.
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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