Slang for semen. Sometimes sold as merchandise (mugs, t-shirts, etc) and purchased by women to low key indicate they perform oral sex.
Nick: What did you get Jennifer for her birthday?
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
Joe: I bought her a male tears mug. She earned it after the blowjob she gave me last week.
Jack: I'm going to ask Jill if she'll be in our bukkake.
Kurt: Jill is into that sort of thing?
Jack: Yeah, haven't you seen her "I bathe in male tears" shirt?
Jonas: Swallow or spit?
Christine: Male tears are delicious!
Jonas: Sweet!
by MxR August 20, 2014
by Webb Davis September 06, 2014
by Not Gus Fring September 22, 2014
A term used by feminists who wish to exhibit how un-bothered they are by the protests of men who feel threatened by feminism, or by her individual independence. Used to show how they do not care for the unasked for opinions of men.
I drink the tears of the men who do not approve of me.
Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.
Male tears only fuel my desire to continue what I am doing.
by Moon Wynx May 06, 2021
by john cohen_ December 09, 2021
When I was giving Jack a hand job, he unexpectedly shot male tears all over my new dress. I still can't get the stain out.
by god_prefers_an_atheist March 18, 2016
1. Slang for semen, similar to cum, jizz, spunk.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.
2. a term used by feminazis who think it means literal male tears.
1.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!
2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.
Guy: Mate! when i saw sarah wearing a short skirt that showed off her ass i thought i was going to cry male tears!
Guy 2: Oh just wait till mathlab, emma's wearing see through yoga pants and a thong! I don't think i'll be able to contain myself!
2.
Feminazi: HURR HURR I HAVE A MALE TEARS MUG, GUYS SHOULD SHARE THEIR EMOTIONS THO.
Guy to Guy 2: *whisper* does she realize male tears mean semen?
Guy 2 to Guy: *whisper* i don't think so.
by Blitzkrieger101 February 11, 2017