maitab
Biggest fucking douche in the world. A pathological liar with insecurity issues that he takes out on everyone around him. The asshole of the worst kind, the asshole in denial.
maitab by Everyonehatesyoustopbreathing June 9, 2014
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Maita
Beautiful. Smart. She is gifted with a lot of talents and has great potential at everything. Good taste in music. Good sense of humor. Down-to-earth and easy-going. Shy mystique. Lacks confidence. She is the bestest friend you'll ever have.
Maita by Maximus1101 August 11, 2019
Matabooboo
Fake cocktail/drink. The word exists purely as a way of cracking a joke at a barperson's expense whilst your mates are standing round, thus guaranteeing you kudos for the rest of the evening.
For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.
The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
For best effect, order a few normal drinks, then finish off by requesting a matabooboo.
The word originates from Yogi Bear's sidekick. See example for full usage and relevance details.
Donna: "Who's next?"
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
Wes: "Yeah, can I have 3 pints of Stella, two double vodka red bulls, a sex on the beach and a matabooboo".
Donna: "A what?"
Wes: "A matabooboo"
Donna: "What's a matabooboo"
Wes: "Nothing Yogi, what's the matter with you?"
Donna: "... knob."
Matabooboo by Mr. Positive July 24, 2008
mastabeta
The best place to hang out on the intarweb for spamming, pr0n, acting st00pid in general and to get BAND!!!1112 and plus we're a bazillion times better better than teh c0ck-sucking, gay orgy-loving fagg0ts over at GenGay
mastabeta by Gen[G]ay sucks hard January 30, 2004
Mastabeta
Ranging in the deepest recess of the intersnatch. Possibly the most elusive forum know to the internet/tech geek. The place know as Mastabeta is not listed in many search engines.
An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.
Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.
The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.
An outpost and haven for the internet’s most silly, abstract and overtly genius people, Mastabeta is home to few members, but it’s about quality not quantity. It’s also home to a spectrum of tech site mods and admins. Few of which would reveal their identity.
Even though it has about ~500 members CURENTLY registered it’s still extremely active. Unlike GenMay, MB is suited for a much more personal level of interaction. Since there are so few members the ones that do post regularly are quite familiar with each other and know each other’s taste in humor. This, in tern, helps create a much more enjoyable and down right hilarious forum experience.
The policy on “n00bs” is pretty lenient. You’re accepted as long as you don’t try to hard to be some sort of hardass Digital Gangster.
Mastabeta by The Honorable Charles Patrick Inigo Armstrong Jones February 25, 2005
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