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Maidstone
Commonplace for landlords of multiple properties to live and party especially on weekend trips to Amsterdam where they get off their bonce on shrooms.
Maidstone
A shithole that can be found in the south east of Kent just outside of London, normally a lot of dodgey shit is going on around there.
Maidstone
The absolutely jankiest town in the whole of Kent. Is the main meetup spot for all of kents pikeys and traveller scumbags. Walking down the hi street at night is more dangerous than anything on earth. Lots of wannabe gangstas in there snide canada goose coats causing trouble with locals and just being fucking annoying cunts.And to top it all of, the only other type of people in the place are ugly goths who hang in brenchley with mega nonces and nitbags who will do anythin for a marlboro gold. Common slang that youll hear in maidstone:
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets
Motherdie
Kak
Geet up
gel off
charvi
mush
If you are going to maidstone soon, DON'T! its a shithole full of caravan mongs in clothes from dagenham market.
Shittest drugs and dealers too, Deadest weed and packet cut up with your nans ashes and some whizz. Don't go the clubs here, Bouncers are roid ragers who got bullied when younger. Cex workers there are rancid they stink of monster energy and piss stained bed sheets
Wanna go down maidstone for a shop?
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then
No way mate its pikey central we might get little gypos trying to rob us!
yeh true its probably safer to go chavham then
Maidstone by Bigboy packet March 13, 2022
Maidstone Grammar School
Mostly full of gay boys. All of them are road men or gamers that haven’t heard of hygiene. Head teacher looks like an absolute nonce. Mainly short boys that don’t know how to shut the absolute fuck up.
“Shit I have to go to Maidstone grammar school now!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”
“Make sure you don’t get ur balls slapped by the nonce!”
Maidstone Grammar School by Anonymous1237 February 8, 2021
Maidstone grammar school for girls
This school never actually came out the other end of ww2. If you are a student here then I’m sure u have heard about the ww2 tunnels and the book “a school girls war” about a million times. Most of the money that mggs gets goes towards building a ww2 tunnel reception, which let’s be honest no one needs. 90% of people at mggs are pricks that are constantly trying to get attention. The other 10% don’t actually come to school. However if u are in that 10% good luck because the headteacher will most likely email u 500 times to get u to come to school before you are brutally murdered. If u have just done ur 11+ do not come here u will regret it for the rest of your life but also don’t go to invicta because that is even worse.
Maidstone grammar school for girls by Whyischeesetasty February 28, 2023