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Maginot Line 

A wonderful example of how well-laid plans can be screwed up by something you thought was good luck.

Impressive line of military fortifications on the Franco-German border built in the years prior to 1940, designed to force the Germans to repeat the Schlieffen Plan of 1914 attack France through Belgium, if at all.

And, indeed, this is precisely what the Germans had planned to do, and the French had planned to stop. And all would have been well for the French, if a German idiot flying out to brief a forward commander hadn't essentially sent a copy of the invasion plans to French high command, forcing the Germans to come up with a new plan.

They did. It involved the Ardennes, which was the place the French hadn't bothered to seriously defend.

Ouch.
The Ardennes are impassable. This sector is not dangerous

(Of course, the French commanders weren't exactly blameless. In French army maneouvres, 1938, the attacking commander used Rundtstedt's plan almost exactly and managed to break through with a quarter of his forces).
Maginot Line by Stuart Fraser November 20, 2003
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"hey bro where were you last week?"
"i was at the malsino, there was a event going on then and i was invited, so i went."
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Maginot Line 

Another word for "Speed bump"
BUMP BUMP
Guy:What was that?
Guy2: The Maginot line
Maginot Line by Blitz December 1, 2003

Maginot Line 

Frenchie#1: We must stop the Germans and show off to the pathetic USA!
Frenchie#2: Oui, let us build a huge defensive wall with cannons and guns that only face one direction!
Frenchie#1: Brilliant! uhh.. what is the German army doing behind our wall?
Frenchie#2: Damn cheaters, they went around! No fair! Time out! wahhhhhhhhhh!
GOD: hehehehe, silly french people...
Maginot Line by Alexei March 20, 2003

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Where your heart can’t loves these bitches or hoes.
I can’t date you because I have magdinosis hoe.
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Maginot Line 

This traffic is such a Maginot line!
Maginot Line by YashaBot November 8, 2003