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magical bitch 

An unskilled person or team who wins a contest of skill against a highly skilled person or team. The magical bitch had high amounts of bitch magic, allowing them to win.
Also, a win completely by luck and not skill.
Can apply to games of chance if a winning streak emerges.
Even Michael Jordan could lose a game of basketball against a magical bitch, once.
magical bitch by Ray P Bchz January 23, 2012
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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.
The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.
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