magic sock 

A sock you use for cum while master-bating.

"Why do guys call it a magic sock"
"You would call it magic too if you shot your cum on your chest."

magic sock by Joel Alan Penless December 23, 2013

Magic Sock World 

1. That place where all the god damn lost socks go
2. A pit-less vortex
3. Amanda Engstrom

Billy's pride got sucked into the Magic Sock World when some chick wouldn't give him head.

Magic Sock World by Chinchilla Chick November 22, 2010

Magicock 

The male equivalent of Magic Pussy. Usually owned by sexy-ass jews. A dick so good it's like crack for your mouth / pussy / asshole.

You gots ta have it.

Girl: That guy's dick was so good I totally didn't care he spent the whole time talking about computer games, I just laid there and hallucinated unicorns while uncontrollably shaking.

Girl2: Damn. He gots the magicock.

Magicock by UnicornBoy March 26, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008