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the sweetest kindest person ever ! They're a really fun mutual with amazing humor. You will never be bored if you become mutuals with madokaq. LOVE U MUAH MUAH
"hey do you know who the best mutual is?"
"yes, madokaq is!"
madokaq by strawberry <3 May 31, 2021
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madoka magica 

Madoka Magica is an anime that decieves people in to believing in hope, justice and dreams, and crushes it, breaks then so badly that even a god cannot save it.
THE CAKE IS A LIE! JUST LIKE MADOKA MAGICA!
One of the two big otaku religions, on the same level but more niche that haruhism. The basic premise is praising out lord and savior Kaname Madoka for saving anime in 2011, and the magical girl genre as a whole despite at the same time ruining it.
Guy 1: I'm catholic
Guy 2: oh cool I'm a follower of madokaism
Guy 1: what

Guy 2: *rips off shirt revealing homura t shirt, shorts that say "sayaka did nothing wrong" and "kill kyuubey" cap and runs away screaming the lyrics to connect*
Guy 1: wtf.....everyone knows that haruhism is the real weebligion.
madokaism by yatomeino August 20, 2018

madoka magica 

An anime and manga series that centers around a girl named Madoka Kaname, and her friends Mami, Sayaka, Homura, and Kyoko, who meet a creature names Kyuubey that offers to grant them one wish if they will in turn become magical girls and help fight witches, which are the source of evil in the world.
I just watched episode 3 of madoka magica, and it was pretty intense.
madoka magica by epic_pandemic December 18, 2014
A religion followed by a minority of anime fans
Guy 1: What's you're religion?
Guy 2: Madokaism
Guy 1: What?
Guy 2: Nothing
Small Asian person who is extremely beautiful and smart.

Often acts as peoples human dictionary.

Very picky with EVERYTHING but is very loved by all her friends.

Has amazing ninja wrapping skills.
Toni: "Hey how do you spell phosphorus?"
Madoka: "p h o s p h o r u s"
Toni: "thank you again Madoka"
Madoka by Tonitom November 17, 2010

Madoka Magica 

a cute magical girl show with mentally ill lesbians. We have Madoka - pink haired lesbian with ofc she/her pronous, Homura - Madoka's gf, probably 12 years older than her, Sayaka - of course you have blue hair and pronous, also kinda hated character (free sayaka from all the hate, she did nothing wrong) Kyoko - Sayaka's gf, has a weird obsession with apples. Likes rhytyhm games. Mami - had like 40 minutes of screentime, but we still love her
- You like Puella Magi Madoka Magica too?!
- You mean that show with mentally ill people??!
- fuck it, lets go together on therapy
Madoka Magica by Twink69 October 14, 2023
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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