madam hooch

someone who is too retarded to play quidditch, and is therefore the ref.

nick, your sooch a madam hooch.

by Daniel and Erik August 06, 2007

Madame Hooch

Any male genitalia that can fly. This includes but is not limited to figures of speech, virtual penis monsters, and dong copters.

Guy: Hey my dick was flying last night!
Girl: Yeah it was a real madame hooch!

by JesusRoboRaptorTron-o-matic 69 July 07, 2009