Macromancy

The ability to seemingly work magic within Microsoft Excel.

The things Frank can do in Excel are worrisome. His macromancy has created data manipulations that threaten Economics as we know it.

by nunuhya January 3, 2025

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A Macromancer is one who can conjur McDonalds seemingly out of thin air. He/She seems to always have Mickey D's on a big night out and can always be relied on to be packing McNuggets in their oddly deep pockets.

"Dude, I was so drunk, thank god Sam went all Macromancer. That cheeseburger saved my life"

by LibDawg September 12, 2013

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Markromancy

When someone predicts the future through an Douchebag-ish comment

"You Just Wait, He's going to come driving down here the moment you fucking leave!"

*Car drives by*

"WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU!"

"..Dude that's fucking Markromancy."

by Markromancers Incubi June 14, 2009

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Micro-Romance
Short term for concentrated short-lived romantic love affair

She had an exciting micromance with her surfing instructor in Hawaii

by ZoshR October 14, 2016

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A Macromancer is an macroeconomist who makes short term predictions about the economy, ie GDP growth and the stock market in general (while sector specific predictions often involve some degree of industry or subject domain knowledge, hence fall outside the realm of macromancy). Note, individuals without PhDs cannot be called macromancers. They must instead be referred to as acolytes of macromancy.

Bob: Are you still all in on equities? The economist on TV last night said we are on the verge of another recession from the trade war!
Frank: Don’t mind him. He’s just a macromancer. Stay the course and keep investing!

by Alexblablabla October 10, 2018

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