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Mac-o-phobia

The great fear and paranoia of Apple's Macintosh Computers and all related software, hardware, logos, etc.
Kurt Dukatz is Macophobic.
Mac-o-phobia by H4ckz0rz December 21, 2004
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Mac-o-phobia

Used to describe those who fear and can't stand Macintosh and cannot in most cases be in the same room as said operating system. Being near a Mac may cause shivering, heavy breathing and eventual fainting. There is, at the moment no known cure for Mac-o-phobia though being near other operating systems like Windows or Linux does seem to lessen the symtoms though is in no means a cure. Though Mac-o-Phobia is rare due the large amount of Windows operating systems, sufferers are becoming more common as Macs market share has begun to grow. Clearly more research on the phobia is needed.
Unfortunatly Heather had Mac-o-phobia and fainted in the edit suite.
Mac-o-phobia by James Sedarati July 30, 2008

Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia 

The fear of having a Big Mac attack and not being able to sexually satisfy the Big Mac. So you wonder if there is even any point in puting a condem on if the Big Mac is just going to lay there like a dead fish. I mean come on, where both adults here, if you don't want to be here then we should just call it off right now.....
I Love you Big Mac.
Jim looked up from his Fillet-O-Fish with longful eyes as Grimace finished off his Big Mac. Jim had never eaten a Big Mac for fear of suffering from Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia
Big-Mac-attack-o-phobia by Buck Futter September 24, 2006

Macophobia 

Macophobia is the phobia of anything from macdonalds?It's completely unknown why they are afraid but symptoms include:
Hysterically chanting macy dee's over and over and if in a macdonalds,death.
You:I was diagnosed with Macophobia.
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