maclanky

An item somewhat resembling a gherkin that you cannot eat, and can only wonder how delicious it would be if you ate it raw, or if you ate it cooked, or if you ate it boiled.

I looked at the maclanky and thought about how delicious it would be. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it raw. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it cooked. I thought about how delicious it would be if I ate it boiled.

maclanky by luggysp January 2, 2020

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maclunky

An unnecessary change that screws with perfection.

Greedo: I've been looking forward to this for a long time.

Han Solo: Yes, I'll bet you have.

Greedo: Maclunky!

maclunky by Rawb2k November 12, 2019

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maclanky • maclunky • Malanky

maclunky

You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it raw. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it cooked. You think about how delicious it would be if you ate it boiled.

"You look at the maclunky and think about how tasty it is."

maclunky by oatmealine January 19, 2020

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Malanky

when someone is wearing something or does something that makes them look semi-retarded or challenged.

Look at Megan, she looks so malanky skating with that helmet on backwards.

every time Shannon eats chicken wings, she ends up with sauce all over her shirt. She looks totally malanky.

Look at how malanky Corry looks riding in that short bus!

Malanky by Mad SIGNtist August 19, 2011

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ginger mclanky

a ginger lanky person who works in mcdonalds

Hey look at that ginger mclanky man behind the till

ginger mclanky by roger_19990 May 26, 2008

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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