Mackles

1. The JUNK!, Balls... anything sexually linking to a man's penis.

"Gosh Chris you have huuuge Mackles..."

"Dude, your mackles are way bigger than mine.."

"Can i play with your mackles?"

by MamaMAckles April 25, 2010

Mackle

Verb ("To mackle"), English Midlands dialect. To mend hurriedly in a makeshift way, or to assemble an inferior product out of scrap materials.

Hugh mackled a boat together from old bits of wood. Somehow it looks less seaworthy than his homemade rowing machine. Despite that, he's still more useful than a Paper Driver.

by Reginald E. Might November 2, 2020

macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.

“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

by Whatareyousinkingabout! January 1, 2019

meredith mickleson

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

Macklehorny

mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

Macklish

A new language comprised of incoherent English performed when individuals drink copious amounts of alcohol. These individuals have lost the ability to speak any known language yet can still perform basic motor skills.

Corey was hammered last night and talking Macklish again.

by Sir Wilfred Laurier June 23, 2008

Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.

Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.

by macklemoralist September 16, 2013