The process of stealing your bitch/intellectual property with extreme amounts of wealth. Originally started by Bill Gates. The only other person to accomplish this is Our Lord Lil B, the Based God. He will fuck all your bitches and you will cry tears of joy.
You may listen to "Think I'm Based God" by Lil B for further reflection and reference.
OMG BASED GOD YOU'RE MACINTOSHIN' ALL MY BITCHES THANK YOU BASED GOD. SWAG. CHEF. SWAG TO 100 TRILLION. COOK LIKE ELLEN DEGENERES WHILE YOU FUCK ALL MY BITCHES, PLEASE, I'M BEGGING YOU!!!
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!