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maccing off

Derived from jacking off
When mac users brag about how having a mac is so much better than having a pc. They may boast less viruses, reliability, and how macs are for the regular guy while pc's are for the computer nerd.
person 1: dude I can't believe how much Mr. X and Mr. Y were maccing off back there, they don't even realize how much macs rape you, they're such tools sometimes.
person 2: I know I didn't want to say anything they were so passionate, you could get something just as good or better for half the cost of a mac, the only reason why you get less viruses is because having a mac limits your access to many services PC's allow you to use. In a sense yeah it does mean less viruses but your cutting your capabilities and risking yourself a higher crash rate.
person 1: oh well, let it go man, look at it this way while you're using your torrents they are using Itunes.
person 2: good point, thanks for the reassurance
maccing off by arandomguy May 5, 2008
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Macing Off 

The act of talking about your Mac computer so joyously it seems like you get the same amount of joy from jacking off.
Meghan - Did you hear, James got a Mac Book and an I-touch?

Tom - Yes, I heard. James was Macing off in my ear for the better part of an hour about how awesome his new Mac is.
Macing Off by DeeVee585 September 2, 2010

Macking Off 

Beating the schmeat so hard that you experience the worst and most painful anal prolapse that has ever occurred under the Sun. Feeling your asshole cave in on itself, exposing your intestinal tract due to the best goddamn incest porn on this side of the Solar System.
Sean: Mickey, what the hell are you doin’? Why are you in the hospital?
Mickey: I was Macking Off to Fortnite Porn and Rieley’s Insta, man. I couldn’t help myself!
Macking Off by bruh_moment_mack April 4, 2021

mackingoff 

The act of iwacking while viewing pornography over the internet
Marton and spindy were ashamed and embarrassed when mark walked in and ibusted them mackingoff
mackingoff by CC Landers April 6, 2009

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026