A Macawoahne, is a girl who sleeps all day, cries about her grades not being good but doesn’t do her homework, and stalks pretty girls. Macawoahne is that one crazy gorl, so crazy in fact that she will drink piss and eat herself fecal matter. This girl also loves over a million boys and has crown shaped toe nails. Catch her revolving her style around her room that she got off of Pinterest. But at the end of the day she’s Macawoahne and no one can take that away
Did you see that girl, the one with the messy bun and stained sweatpants and the sweater she is wearing from the one fling?
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"