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Ma se poes 

(vulg) Afrikaans commonly used curse between South Africans. Translation meaning ' your mother's cunt'.
Jou ma se poes my bru.
Ma se poes by Dirty Saffa January 21, 2011
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ma se poes 

A very popular derogatory slang South African term, literally meaning "your mother's vagina". Used across the board to insult someone (more so their mother) or to express anger at and individual, situation or item.
More often than not it is a quick way to provoke someone and a sure way to cause a fight.
Sometimes shortened to just "your ma se...", which is just as effective. Or even expanded as in "jou dubbele ma se poes".....
Also heard often when someone hurts hurts themself, e.g stubbing your toe....."Eina!! Ma se poes!! That hurts!!
Jan: Hey Dirk, your ma se poes!!
Dirk: What did you say about my mother? I'm gonna fuck you up!!!
Spectator: This ma se poes guy wants to fight. I'm sick of these ma se poes nights out!!

ma se poes by Serpent Tongue August 31, 2006

Ma se poes 

Aii if you don't know what this is then you a ma se poes
Jou ma se poes
Ma se poes by The Naaier May 16, 2022

Ma se poes 

Jou ma se poes
Ma se poes by anonymous November 25, 2021

Ma se poes 

A term often used as an expression to someone whom you love or hold dearly.
Tony stated to Bubbles "Ma se poes" at their wedding...
Ma se poes by Bubbles_K August 5, 2024

jou ma se poes 

Your mother's cunt. A derogatory Afrikaans phrase used throughout South Africa. Can be highly insulting to a stranger, but oddly endearing among friends.

See: poes
Jou ma se POES!
Jou MA!
Se poes.
jou ma se poes by Kobus Visagie February 22, 2004

Jou Ma Se Poes 

A sentence in Afikaans usually used as a diss towards another person.
It translates to, "Your mother's puss"
Some dude, "Wow dude you suck dick at CoD"
Other dude, "Jou Ma Se Poes!"
Jou Ma Se Poes by GragMasool August 23, 2016
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