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Mark it up
to stretch out a story for an extremely long period of time. Can also be used as "marking it up", where the marker is marking the situation up.
I just listened to this guy tell the classic "chicken crossing the road" joke. It took that guy like 15 minutes to tell the story, he totally knows how to mark it up!
Mark it up by Loan Agent July 19, 2009
Mark Lundy it
To drive very quickly between the New Zealand cities of Palmerston North and Wellington. Named after high-profile murderer Mark Lundy who had a small time window to drive from Wellington to PN, murder his family and reurn to Welllington to create an alibi.
Although it takes almost two hours to travel between the two locations, a fast driver can do it much quicker.
Although it takes almost two hours to travel between the two locations, a fast driver can do it much quicker.
Mark Lundy it by kiwiones August 6, 2009
let me break it down for you mark
Let me break it down for you, Mark. Your mother and I have a relationship that's all about a master/slave dynamic. When I said she was more like a pet to me, I meant that in the most literal way possible. Remember that time you found a dog collar under the couch and I told you it's because we were getting a dog? That was a lie, son. Truthfully, your mom likes it when I put her on a leash and walk her around the backyard. She's usually naked, of course. I can't explain why, but the whole thing is her idea. She'll piss on trees, sleep in dog cages, chew up furniture -- she once took a full-sized, adult woman shit in my dockers. Your mother is one fucked-up slut, Mark. And I love her, but im not bringing that energy back to Viltrum with me. Frankly? She scares me sometimes. I don't know who molested her or how they did it, but there is some dark juju in that woman's head and I just dont know I'm strong enough to fuck it all away.
let me break it down for you mark by collegegrappler December 24, 2023
One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It
One Long Ass Book Mark With A Tassle On It by InterpersonalCommunication March 27, 2025
<.7.9.7.6.>I Will Do It, Mark Indelicato<.7.9.7.6.>
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