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m for mature 

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.
When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this 

for when you see a bloody mcdonald’s burger
*opens mcdonald’s burger wrapper
“what the f- i’m sorry for my language but what the f is this”

I'm waiting for marriage 

Term used by men/women who can't get any sex. People use this as an excuse for still being a virgin at 25.
"Dude, are you seriously still a virgin?"

"I'm waiting for marriage"

I'm fighting for my fucking life 

This phrase has 2 uses:

Extreme laughter, for when it's hard to breath.

Panic attacks, when it also its hard to breath.
John says a funny joke.

Rebecca: I'M FIGHTING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE

swear for m&m's

the replacement words for "i swear to god"
person 1:did u sleep with him foreal?
person 2:yes i did
person 1:no u didn't
person 2:yes i did! i swear for m&m's !!!!
swear for m&m's by equavious December 19, 2009

sucks dick for m&ms

A phrase that originated in the north east of England to describe an action or atmosphere that is not being enjoyed.
"This party sucks dick for M&Ms"