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The act of seeking attention through complaining about your life through depressing social media posts or face to face contact. Posting depressing pictures on social media with captions about you taking your life, repetitively doing this. Talking about bands such as Black Veil Brides, Blood On The Dance Floor, or Pierce The Veil and how they "saved your life" or "stopped you from cutting"
Lynner- "Lel BVB saved mi lyf RAWR"
Normal person- "Ewe, stop Lynning"
Lynner- "You triggered me, i hope you're happy"
lynning by BiffTheBitch August 19, 2016
Words you can keep
The act of receiving good fortune at Lynn University. #lynning
Today I went to the pool before and after class. #lynning
lynning by Lynn University January 7, 2014

Lønningspils 

A common term in Norway when you recieve your paycheck after weeks of hard work and buys one(or many unit(s) of your favourite beer.

Lønning:Payment
Pils:Beer
" Somebody wanna go for a lønningspils after work? ".

" Tom bought himself a well deserved lønningspils ".
Lønningspils by DeadGoat November 13, 2012
When two or more people setup their computers on the same local area network (LAN), and in most cases, play video games together. People lanning often host LAN Parties consisting of many people on the same LAN, and like to do things like pull allnighters and consume TONS of caffeine. Currently, most people like to lan together to play first person shooters, or strategic games in which it is very important to communicate.
George: Hey Fred, you wanna go see a movie tomorrow night?
Fred: Sorry dude, tommorow I'm gonna be Lanning with some friends.. You can come as long as you bring your own computer and LAN cable, though!
George: Well I don't know, it depends what you guys are gonna be playing.
Fred: Don't worry man, we're gonna be playin Starcraft and CounterStrike.
George: Sweet, I'm in!
Fred: Yeah, but don't forget to bring your own caffeine!
Lanning by Jonas! July 22, 2006
A synonym for winning. However, linning only occurs when the individual who is winning was the underdog whom no one ever believed could amount to anything and was given a chance because no other option was available. This situation is usually accompanied by the linsanity that is the result of watching this individual win so hard. This term was first coined to describe the legendary rise of the New York Knicks point guard Jeremy Lin.
At the ball, Cinderella was linning!
Linning by uclatommy April 11, 2012
The act of feeling loved by someone and thinking of someone for long periods of time and missing the person (unhealthy)
I am lanning today!
You seem like your lanning :)
The act of random sporadic venting and making events deeper than it needs to be.
Her lynding needs to be under control. The other day I said bad things always happen to me, and she said," The kids in Africa have it worse! Think of someone other than yourself!" All I did was spill my soda on my pants.
lynding by Word maker July 21, 2014
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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