by RWC December 3, 2003
A lurker is a girl at a party (the ugliest bia there). The Lurker just chills pretending to drink throughout the party. She is looking for the drunkest guy there. When she finds a drunk ass guy she makes her move. usaully said guy is to drunk to resist and they bone. this is one of the worst things that can happen to a guy because they will always be remembered for banging the shit out of that fat ass bia.
P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked
P.S. a true friend warns his drunken friends that he is being lurked
Damn did you see that Gregs drunk ass almost got lurked but bobby saved him, thats a true friend.Plus she was one ugly ass lurker.
by JacobR28 April 23, 2008
a lurker is a multitude of things in our world, a lurker could be a sexy man or nasty north sea 'lurker' man, it is all random things like when a fly lands on you its 'lurking'!!
North Sea lurkers are men who are divorced and over 50. South sea lurkers are men who are under 19
Lady North sea lurkers are women who get the too many children bulge! and are over 50 and think they are cool.
North Sea lurkers are men who are divorced and over 50. South sea lurkers are men who are under 19
Lady North sea lurkers are women who get the too many children bulge! and are over 50 and think they are cool.
by Zoe Bell July 15, 2006
one who follows you on the slots and waits for you to go broke on a machine that hasnt paid off... then wins a shitload of money off your machine. usually in old lady form.
by [LOLMAN] February 26, 2006
by Lola August 14, 2004
Just like a creeper but with less status and less friends! Is usually alone in his creepiness thus making him a lurker!
by Heather February 1, 2005
Someone that, when you're trying to do something you don't want other people seeing, always seems to walk in and/or be hanging arround, preventing you from doing said thing.
Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.
Such people are often buzzkill and don't realise it.
Man, everytime my girlfriend and I try to make out, we keep getting a lurker.
Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.
Sorry dude, I can't click on that page; I have a lurker.
by Anonymous December 24, 2004