People who go on your stickam profile when your live and dont come into the chat.
Dave - "Oh shit look i got 10 lurkers"
John - "Imma cap them fewls with my aussie guns pew pew"
by Aaron Chapman October 17, 2007
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a person who reads the posts on a forum, message board, etc, but does not post
The guy was just another lurker with no life.
by Light Joker August 02, 2005
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A lurker is someone who always just seems to be there, no matter where it is.

You always expect them to be there, because they pop up out of no where.

A lurker will often try and play it off as a joke when you confront them, but it's not a joke.
Anthony: That Jessica is such a lurker.
Trey: Yeah, she's always around.

Marcus: She just pops up unnoticed.

Antonio: Yeah, seriously!

Johnny: F-in Lurkin

Jessica: Hey guys!

Luke: Can you not lurk so much, Jessica?

Jessica: Oh luke! You're so funny!

Maddy and Davi: It's not funny
by cooolkids! June 11, 2009
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One who creeps relentlessly, usually used to refer to males who will contact a female more than 3 times a day through Facebook, Myspace, Text, Calling, and Instant messaging. The female must not be interested.

Powerful Zerg unit, upgraded from Hydralisks costing 100 Vespene Gas and 50 Minerals. Effective on ground units only, utilized best with stacking at entrance way to base. Low hp/armor but when burrowed, will not appear on opponent's screen unless observer/overlord is present.
Rick Feet - Lurker
Laura Dee - Female

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY, there is this frou frou concert on sunday I was thinking about going to but my friends bailed on me, do you listen to them? do you want to go with me?

(3 minutes later)

Rick Feet (text messages): HEY did you get my last text?
Rick Feet (text messages): Are you there? If i'm annoying you, just tell me.
Rick Feet (text messages): Soo, did you fall asleep or something? You never texted me back...
Rick Feet (text messages): Oooohkayy, it's 3 am, and i'm guessing you fell asleep so good night, I'll tty tomorow


Rick Feet (Text Messages): HEY good morning, you alright? you didn't answer me at all last night, were you drunk or something?
by Aradeel November 13, 2008
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A guy who hangs around your girlfriend as a "friend" who is really just waiting for the day when you and your significant other are on the rocks. That is when he swoops in to make a move, as the comforter, supporter, and basher of her current bf. Women are oblivious to them entirely.
Oh you need to talk to Matt? Jeeze that guy is such a lurker!
by Torne September 22, 2005
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When you follow the conversation of two people who are your 'friends' on a social networking site such as facebook whilst not actually participating in the conversation. A digital version of eavesdropping.

NB: Anything you say to people on facebook through the comment system really isn't private.
Jane and Matthew were having a conversation on facebook. Oliver clicked 'See Wall-to-Wall' to read the conversation they'd been having. Oliver is being a lurker!
by Peter1122 December 31, 2009
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When you let a fart go, and it seems to follow you wherever you go.
Oh my god, I can't escape this lurker!
by tittyfuck69 April 26, 2009
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