When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.
Jaden “Hey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.”
Levi “Jaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.
Making the most or maximum of your one hour lunch break. Sometimes doing extravagant things during lunch to add some joy back to your day when you work a corporate job
Because Sally’s office is close to the river, she brought her paddleboard to work and was Lunchmaxxing on the river for 40 minutes on her lunch break.
Jen and Ben went to the trail near their office and brought a picnic blanket and snacks, they were Lunchmaxxing
another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems prettyhappy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.