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logmaxxing 

When you are taking a poop, and make the piece of poop go up and down out of your butthole until it becomes a smooth log. You try to produce as many smooth logs as possible. 1-4 logs is logknobb, 5 logs is logquelch, 7 logs is log heaven, 10+ loggers is logvana.
Jaden โ€œHey Levi I was Logmaxxing earlier and made it to Logvana. It hurt but was worth it.โ€

Levi โ€œJaden BRO I logmaxxed earlier and only got to logknob, how do you even get to logvana.
logmaxxing by JAGU712 June 2, 2024
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Lunchmaxxing 

Making the most or maximum of your one hour lunch break. Sometimes doing extravagant things during lunch to add some joy back to your day when you work a corporate job
Because Sallyโ€™s office is close to the river, she brought her paddleboard to work and was Lunchmaxxing on the river for 40 minutes on her lunch break.

Jen and Ben went to the trail near their office and brought a picnic blanket and snacks, they were Lunchmaxxing
Lunchmaxxing by Redway7 July 16, 2025