lunch slut 

One who will happily go out to lunch with the first person or group of people that come to get them regardless of previous conversations or verbal commitments to go out to lunch with others.

These people often suffer from lonelylunchaphobia which is the fear of having to go out to eat lunch alone.

Jared: Where is Peter, he said he wanted to go to lunch?
Dan: Let me text him and find out where he is.
Ricardo: That lunch slut is probably already gone.

Text from Peter: Already at El Camps eating lunch with Brett

Jared, Dan, and Ricardo: What a lunch slut!

lunch slut by TITman September 5, 2012

lunch slut 

One who goes out for lunch with anyone, anywhere.

I thought I saw Mike at lunch yesterday with Jenifer at Wendy's?

Yeah, and here he is today with Tara at Taco Bell.

I'd never go out with that lunch slut!

lunch slut by myk4bz October 4, 2006

Slutty lunch

An absolutely extravagantly greasy or over-the-top expensive lunch eaten specifically during lunch on a workday for no real reason.

Hey Bro, do you want to get slutty lunch today or are you feeling conservative?

Let’s grab slutty lunch today and stimulate the local economy.

Slutty lunch by The elliottwells muhfugga May 28, 2021

lunchslut

With a laddle in hand and a mind dirtier than the sink where they defrost your food, they make all your sexy mid-day meal fantasies a reality.

That sandwich artist made hard eye contact with me while licking the butter knife. Big lunchslut energy over here.

lunchslut by DeCire August 4, 2022