How much lumfao could a lumfao chikin lumfao if a lumfao chikin could lumfao?
The one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin approaches... born to those who have thrice defied it, born as the seventh month dies... and the lumfao chikin will mark him as his equal, but he will have power the lumfao chikin knows not... and either must die at the hand of the other for neither can live while the other survives... the one with the power to vanquish the lumfao chikin will be born as the seventh month dies....
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).