When all the fabric in your pants and underwear magically aline in such a way that it provides just enough grip on your penis that should you gen an erection, not only would it hide it, but also cause a little pleasure when moved.

Someone who is possessed by clout chasing. The original human is now gone and a demonic entity that feeds on clout is all that is left. An empty shell with no control of their actions, forced to blindly react to situations they think will bring them attention.