Similar to tub of lard, but used with dripping sarcasm or playful irony to describe someone who is far from overweight.
"I know! I'm such a lub of tard!" ~incredibly skinny guy
"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
"Look at that lub of tard. Gawd, she must be a size 0, maybe even a size 1!
by Kalystaa February 28, 2008
Get the lub of tardmug. A phrase to describe fat people, usually who are being nuisances and annoying. A saying that you meant to say "a tub of lard" but you messed up somewhere.
"Move you fat lub of tard! Oh wait I'm sorry, I didn't know you were sitting there eating your double XXL fries while you sit there and take a fucking nap!"
by Mr. Lopezo November 27, 2012
Get the lub of tardmug.