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A small hairy animal which resides in the central belt of scotland. It is the only species known to man which is entirly lesbian. How they reproduce remains a mystery to scientists, some believe they rape more vunerable animals like a drunk beaver, or a impressionable squirl. The "luandi" is an extreamly agressive and sexualy driven animal and is responsible for 47% of all sexual attacks in scotland alone.
They are known to be unable to produce any saliva so there is usually no lubrication during the attacks.
I was attacked by a luandi in the glen
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tim landis

A 40+ year old who's trying to stay young by listening to modern day music, dressing like a teen age douche bag , an spending money on luxury items an a piss load of human growth hormones !!!!!
Wow Alex nice shirt an what up with your hair slicked back ! Ya fuckin Tim landis !!
tim landis by bigzidis November 8, 2013
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"Chinese Landing?"

"Yea...Wun Wing Loh!"
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