ltp

in golf terms it means late tee time please, usually put next to ur name in a competition because u might have something important to do early in the morning, can't get up early very well!! etc

person1: hey theres a competition next week have u put ur name down to play in it
person2: ye but ive put ltp at the end because im not very good at gettin up
person1: lazy bastard!!

by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) August 25, 2009

LTP

"Learn to play", mostly used by elitist pricks in games when new players ask questions. "n00bs" brother.

Player1: Hey how do i jump
Player2: ltp

by DeadSnipe January 10, 2009

LTP

Lost The Plot: When you loose the plot; go crazy; go insane; no longer no know what you're standing for.

He's gone crazy/insane!
He's lost the plot!
He's LTP!

by dukenemesis September 16, 2007

LTP

An acronym for "Lay The Pipe". Slang for sexual intercourse.

That girl is hot, I'd love to LTP with her.

by Cy February 03, 2005

LTP

Little Tiny Pecker

A small and harmless penis

Man you got an LTP, can bearly see it.

by diesel #1 October 05, 2007

LTP

lick this pussy or lick that pussy

do you LTP?
yes I eat it up

by ltpmaster April 20, 2018

LTP

"Lunch Time Perv." A lunchtime activity with a colleague that combines eating lunch and perving at men and/or women.

"hey bro, LTP?"
"Sure! I'm starving and i saw some hot legal chicks in the cafeteria"

by cwtosh July 17, 2018