lsvom 

life sucking vortex of misery- someone who sucks the life out of u

“omg annie is such a lsvom!”

lsvom by gwen728 March 26, 2023

LSDomez 

The zone your moite reaches when his acid is on the downside of its peak. At this point in time his soul will recede into the darkness of his mind. No matter how you attempt to address your moite his only reaction will to produce an icy glare and a maniacal smile taking you deep into your childhood past, back to the horror of the clowns. Is he dead or just still? Once at the stage of LSDomez this being's only purpose appears to be performing intricate trolling of your equally unstable sanity. Yet, it soon becomes clear that once the point of LSDomez is reached, he has no more control over his face than you do over his multiversal shamanistic powers.

Metal: Dude, every time Gomez looks at that lamp it fuckin warms my obliques!
Andy: Fuckin LSDomez man he's going full cosmic!

Andy: Hey, have you seen Gomez?
Metal: He's right behind you man.
LSDomez: *Stares while lying on pool table*
Andy: Oh God! Its LSDomez! His ocular fixation is boring through my consciousness like an acid spear impaling a litmus brain!
Metal: Dude, take the shot and eat your ice cream sandwhich.
LSDomez: *stares from couch*
Andy: Alright
Metal: And stop making me elaborate your exclamations of 'shiiiit' through extended metaphors on colloquial dictionary websites to make the definition look cooler, just say it at the time.
Andy: Alright
LSDomez: *Stares from floor*

LSDomez by Metal-man August 28, 2010

LaVomit 

The man of the operation crossing the US/ Canadian border spewing vomit in the back of a rental car on other peoples belongings.

I just LaVomited PJs hat

We'll get through customs because we have a LaVomit with us

LaVomit by Ten8spreadthehate November 8, 2013

Lavomosexual 

An individual who acts homosexually around a group of strictly males, but acts heterosexually around any group with at least one female present.

“Hey Corey, check out my meat! You wanna lick?” says Lavoisier.
“Ew shutup, Lavoisier” replies Corey.

*girl walks in*
“What’s up baby girl...” says Lavoisier.

“Lavoisier is a Lavomosexual, I swear” Corey says.

Lavomosexual by Walka Flaka March 31, 2018

lsom 

means;
l= laughing the
s= shit
o= out of
m= me

(in email)
Jack: Dude, i heard she likes you
Eric: That girl!? She's so nerdy!!!!
Jack: lsom!!! That's like sooooooooo true
Eric: lol

lsom by lkjsldfkj September 8, 2009

lsoml 

The same as loml ( love of my life) with the difference that it's the plural form
lsoml (loves of my life)

Why only have one loml if you can have several lsoml ;)

lsoml by wdjwbzka March 10, 2018

Levom 

The baddest rapper of them all.
Levon + FOM
Flat out miracle lyricist spitting fluffy verses (no curses Grandma) to West Coast dimes about his East Coast times.

Did you see that VP of FP&A pull a Levom? I have never seen anyone freestyle rap like that to the beat of his/her own drum and a mechanical pencil.

Levom by Jensava June 11, 2021