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a smelly kid that fucks around with both genders and has t shirts two sizes too small
greg: i seen one of them lownz cunts down the street

steve: did you punch that sucker in the chops

greg: yer man. he had his mum with him too so i gave her a few in the gizzards and a cunt punt too

steve: aww fuck yer
lownz by boyd the busta October 7, 2007
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lonzo ball 

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world
Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now
lonzo ball by E.Rahy August 31, 2017
Related Words
lownz lonzo ball lown Lonzel lonzy Lowneying Lewnzki Loinzshoe lonz Lonza

Lonzo Ball 

The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.
Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.

Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.
Lonzo Ball by RaptorsForLife17 June 27, 2019
a guy who kisses you on the forehead before saying goodbye, watches you until you get in the house when he drops you off, always calls and texts back, makes surprise visits when you're angry at him, always offers to pay the check, and the most cuddly person you could ever sleep next to.
girl to her friend: hey so what did you get for your birthday?
friend: i got lonzail (sighs)
lonzail by lindseyfbaby July 25, 2010
A bad, crazy, or bizzare situation, person, or thing. Word can be use as adjective to describe or used as an actual noun.
I went to this house party the other day and a large brawl broke out, it was so lownt.
Lownt by The Zoo Krew July 1, 2011
loonz: noun \lūnz\
1. (beer) Term coined after a craft beer n00b referred to a Cantillon beer as "Cantiloons" on a ratebeer thread. Soon after, the hardcore beer geeks started mocking said n00b and started calling the beer "loons" which then morphed into loonz. Usually used to hashtag Cantillon beers #loonz or #demloonz. It's rumored that a few months later the infamous n00b committed suicide by carving the word "loonz" into his wrists.
"Let's have a beer tasting on Friday, who's bringing dem loonz?"
loonz by Brewtalizer April 6, 2015
A great father figure. Lonzeo's are a great and awesome person to hang around.
Bruh Lonzeo is such a great dad.
I know right you're so lucky to have him as a dad Plas.
Lonzeo by BigPapiBD09654 February 12, 2021
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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