lownz

a smelly kid that fucks around with both genders and has t shirts two sizes too small

greg: i seen one of them lownz cunts down the street

steve: did you punch that sucker in the chops

greg: yer man. he had his mum with him too so i gave her a few in the gizzards and a cunt punt too

steve: aww fuck yer

by boyd the busta October 7, 2007

lonzo ball

Simply the mix of Jimmy Butler and Drake , son of the most confident father of the world

Friend 1: Hey , Lonzo Ball how you doin
LaVar Ball: Do not talk to my son, he is a Laker now

by E.Rahy August 31, 2017

Lonzo Ball

The child of a parent who gets too involved in their life and work.

Person 1: My dad keeps telling the scouters about my skills.

Person 2: Well that means you’re a Lonzo Ball.

by RaptorsForLife17 June 27, 2019

lonzail

a guy who kisses you on the forehead before saying goodbye, watches you until you get in the house when he drops you off, always calls and texts back, makes surprise visits when you're angry at him, always offers to pay the check, and the most cuddly person you could ever sleep next to.

girl to her friend: hey so what did you get for your birthday?
friend: i got lonzail (sighs)

by lindseyfbaby July 25, 2010

Lownt

A bad, crazy, or bizzare situation, person, or thing. Word can be use as adjective to describe or used as an actual noun.

I went to this house party the other day and a large brawl broke out, it was so lownt.

by The Zoo Krew July 1, 2011

loonz

loonz: noun \lūnz\
1. (beer) Term coined after a craft beer n00b referred to a Cantillon beer as "Cantiloons" on a ratebeer thread. Soon after, the hardcore beer geeks started mocking said n00b and started calling the beer "loons" which then morphed into loonz. Usually used to hashtag Cantillon beers #loonz or #demloonz. It's rumored that a few months later the infamous n00b committed suicide by carving the word "loonz" into his wrists.

"Let's have a beer tasting on Friday, who's bringing dem loonz?"

by Brewtalizer April 6, 2015

Lonzeo

A great father figure. Lonzeo's are a great and awesome person to hang around.

Bruh Lonzeo is such a great dad.
I know right you're so lucky to have him as a dad Plas.

by BigPapiBD09654 February 12, 2021