A term coined by correctional psychiatrists in Chicago, IL to describe the practice of middle-aged, closeted gay men of lower socioeconomic status (SES) who cruise local forest preserves, pausing to back their cars into parking spaces while listening to Polish Club Music before generating powerful pheromones which are detectable by the desperate at a distance of 5Km.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
This behavior contrasts that of their uncloseted, high SES brethren who are only shamed by secret yearnings to wear a cardigan and their inability to travel comfortably in a domestic vehicle. These high SES anglers troll the waters of art gallery openings and liberal fundraising events with strict size/bag limits, though self-tanning fume intoxication and association with bands whose names end with “!” have been documented as factors contributing to intermittent quality plunges in partner choice.
H: "Dr. Smith lost it all after they put that kiddie porn charge on him. They seized his assets, the trophy wife left, and now he's driving a Pinto."
L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"
H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."
L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."
H: "You're so concrete."
L: "Is he in denial concerning his sexual identity?"
H: "Naw, he just made the transition from the down low to the down lowest."
L: "With that car, you should counsel him on the dangers of rear-end collisions."
H: "You're so concrete."
by sophiataavi June 18, 2012
This is a human that is the most disgusting creature to ever walk the face of the earth. Not only do they smell bad, but they act stupid, and sleep around with grunge ugly people. Most commonly associated with males.
Ted: Man, last night I got this girl drunk and took her back to my place to have sex. Then I farted in her face! I'm so cool.
Nathan: No dude, you're the Lowest Animal.
Nathan: No dude, you're the Lowest Animal.
by GulleyBreeze October 18, 2010
by Gswizzle February 12, 2015
Friend one: Did you see that new movie that just came out?
Friend 2: oh yeah! i watched it on thiswillverymuchgiveyouavirus.com for free! i got like- ten viruses but the ending was worth it.
Friend 1: …the lowest is what…
Friend 2: oh yeah! i watched it on thiswillverymuchgiveyouavirus.com for free! i got like- ten viruses but the ending was worth it.
Friend 1: …the lowest is what…
by vern232 July 15, 2021
by BebopMurph May 20, 2018
To lack any rational thought of consequence. Emotion, remorse, morals, or self respect. The bottom of the human cess pool. The shit that shit shits out. Nothing could possibly be worse. Or to be like JoshSpanglered
Why he did to her was the lowest of the low. She got joshspanglered in the worst way. Nothing could possibly be worse.
by Oracle Jones July 21, 2022
Concerning human beings, the worst of the worst. spineless, backstabbing, two faced individuals, combined with the most modicum of intelligence.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.
The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.
Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
They often end up as middle managers of popular food chains, or jailers. They are useful at always having good information on who the scapegoat of the day is, but not to be trusted alone with pets or children.
The most defining attribute of such a person is a natural illusiveness they dont seem even to be aware of.
Its that person who seems well enough accepted by all and yet you feel ill at ease when they are around.
If you want to see the lowest form of life on earth, just go hang around a prison during shift change.
Mark Twain
Mark Twain
by Jackrabbitup December 05, 2016