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A sexual position. Which requires some setup

First ejaculate into your lovers anus.
Then take a straw and blow smoke up their rectum.
Finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the semen flows out like lava from a volcano.
I gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week... and then put the video on youtube. WEE!!!!!
by witto ol' me September 21, 2007
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The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.
The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.
by theryno June 04, 2007
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