love volcano 

A sexual position. Which requires some setup

First ejaculate into your lovers anus.
Then take a straw and blow smoke up their rectum.
Finally your lover begins to squeeze their belly so that the smoke puffs out and the semen flows out like lava from a volcano.

I gave kropics the biggest love volcano last week... and then put the video on youtube. WEE!!!!!

love volcano by witto ol' me October 3, 2007

love volcano 

The slow emerging semen found present in males with abnormally small testicles an a prostate the size of a fist. Normally oozing out of the urethra like molasses in December. First signs of a man having this condition is having large balls accompanied by a stubby shwanz.

The average male ejaculate leaves the penis at a speed of 28 miles an hour. Travis on the other hand skeets like a sad love volcano.

love volcano by theryno June 26, 2007

Love Volcano 

When a person gets a nosebleed during sex and makes out with the other person; without wiping their face.

"Did you Carol's face last night? She totally got a Love Volcano. She should get tested for STD's"

Love Volcano by Halfofatoothpastetube December 7, 2019