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Love Puss 

The gelatinous liquid that appears after some vigorous throttling of the one eyed snake
Hank: Hey Darrel, I rubbed the Herman Gelmet to the point where I couldn’t decide that it hurt or felt good. Before I could make up my mind I had an awful mess on my hands…
Darrel: that my boy was love puss. Wash your hands well. Make sure the water isn’t too hot. If it is you’ll be in a real pickle.
Love Puss by OG turncoat December 29, 2021
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Pussy love 

Where a guy developeds such a pussy passion that he wants to fuck her/it 24/7 and develops into love.
Its pussy love.
Pussy love by Judge dredd7 December 7, 2011

pussy love potion

having an amazing pussy that makes men fall in love with a girl after having having sexual encounters just one time.
"dude Jolene that guy is totally fallin' for you"

"ya dawg, I got that pussy love potion."

Pussy-love 

Your highschool puppylove who has now became an ordinary middle aged slob, married with kids, but still seeking potential with you on and off.
"God, my highschool puppylove is still sending me these weird texts."
"Wow, that's flirty."
"No. He/she got married ages ago. Look at this post with his/her family on fb."
"Uh-oh, I guess your puppylove had turned into pussy-love."
Pussy-love by BLUDEE1234 November 24, 2023
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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