A person who is always there for you! Who you can rely on. Their not bf or gf but they have the connection to be one to you. They are always happy and bubbly and are never upset.

Love Monkey1: Ohhh I am soo happy
Love Monkey2: Ohh soo am I
Love Monkey3: Im upset....
Love Monkey1&2: Whats wrong??!!??
Love Monkey3: I feel sick
Love Monkey1&2: Aww its ok we will take you to the hospital!

Love Monkey by savvygomanu801 October 14, 2011

love monkey

monkey of love; friend who spreads happiness and joy to their fellow love monkey and makes them laugh and enjoys their company when they're down in the dumps.AND does not need to have romantically emotional attachments.a love monkey and a gf/bf do not have to be the same person, but they could be.

girl 1- hey, did you know louis is my love monkey?
girl 2- but isnt phillip your boyfriend?
girl 1- yah... but a love monkey and a boyfriend are two seperate things! damn, your stupid.

love monkey by to the woah May 16, 2005

love monkey

a person who swings from one relationship to the next; can't break up with one person until they've found their next relationship.

Chad has never been single. He's such a love monkey.

love monkey by carlmdc January 13, 2011

love-monkey

a person who will do everything and anything for love
even if it means someones life is being taken away

" Get me Lola Provetts body at once you love-monkey"
(only an example)

love-monkey by h of awesomeness October 15, 2011

red hot monkey love

primeval sex, rough,passionate sex with whoops and hollering and groans and sweat

We made red hot monkey love all night in the back of the van.

red hot monkey love by luv January 29, 2005

monkey love

Crazy animalistic sex requiring acrobatic poise... can also be termed monkey lovin'.

When the doctor asked how I sprained my back I replied, "from all the monkey lovin' last night... uNF!!!!!!!!!!!"

monkey love by BaNgaia April 19, 2005

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026